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"ROMANCE MATHEMATICS"

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

"OFFICE ARITHMETIC"

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

"SHOPPING MATH"

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

"GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS"

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

"HAPPINESS"

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

"LONGEVITY"

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

"PROPENSITY TO CHANGE"

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

"DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE"

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

"HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED"

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals...

PLs DOnt LAugh!!...

Heath Ledger

Imagine you are just dreaming about the good days to come in your life,your family & finally to achieve fame in this world and all of a sudden you're no more!! what to describe about it guys-same thing happened with ledger.. Heath Ledger's Death at the age of 28 took everyone by surprise.This Oscar-nominated actor was born in Perth- Australia (April 04, 1979),the son of Sally Ledger Bell(a French teacher).And after appearing in televisions in the 1990s, He developed his career in Hollywood with his last role in Dark Knight shortly before his death. I pray that God will strengthen his family and friends !!

Let's start with 2 note power chords with the root on the E string:

This chord is an E power chord or E5. The 2 note power chord uses only the root and the fifth (E and B in this case). Play only the 2 lowest strings and use only down strokes (strum the strings with your right hand going down from the fat E). If we slide this power chord 1 fret further, like we did with the bar chords, we get an F power chord:

If we go 2 frets further from here we get a G power chord:

I think you got the picture by now. Here's the guitar neck with all the notes from the E string:

Besides 2 note guitar power chords there are also 3 note power chords. They use the root, fifth and again the root but one octave higher and they look like this:

The same principle as with bar chords and 2 note power chords goes for 3 note power chords: slide it up the neck to get other chords. If we slide 1 fret further we get an F power chord:

And this goes on, look at the guitar neck above for reference.

There's an alternative way to fret 3 note power chords: instead of using finger 3 and 4, use your little finger to fret 2 strings at once. This example is an F power chord fretted in the alternative way:

Let's have a look at 2 note power chords with the root on the A string:

Play only strings 4 and 5, don't play the low E and other open strings. We can slide this up 2 frets, what gives us a B power chord:

One fret further gives us a C power chord:

There are also 3 note power chord with the root on A:

Slide this up and we have a B:

And ...

Here's the guitar neck with all the notes of the A string for easy reference:

That was it, now plug in you axe, turn on the distortion, turn that volume up and start banging those guitar power chords!

chords !

Being busy with office works I have come up to this page to suggest the new Guitar learners who feel no improvements while playing on the real simple chordal progressions. I am going to get you some usual ways to improve your skills while facing hard times as beginners.Each one of us have a zeal to see new achievements in oneself and come up with flying colors,Right! In the days of my basic lessons I always used to feel upset of being on the same page for months n months,and not even a day I learned a new thing by myself.Guys I swear God the Holy spirit taught me each n everything till now and the day I acknowledged His presence I started learning gradually. Always play guitar with a sense to know it more n more personally and not just working hard with finger movements. Don't depend on your mood ,fix a time to spare time sincerely. Try new things now n then which so ever comes up in your tiny mind. seek Source for listening,watching ,and implement them in your hands. acknowledge the taste of your mind,i mean the style or pattern of playing and work out to see it on your hands. well they're all my suggestions as I faced the same problem while i was a beginner.So good luck,Thanks!

Fun and Music

Hey Guys today i had a busy day especially with the practice for our new compositions,our Band is doing well day by day since we are getting enough exposures to buzz the youth circle.The man of fame ,name and grandeur do exists, but the man of God "the almighty"!!! think about it once more as the time don't wait for 'U' and 'ME'.Each notes are created by Him which dominates You and me either to worship Him or maybe to sin against him,However tight your Belts and lets take initiative. Learning music is a worship in itself if it is dealt in the relevant way.Today i was much excited as i could feel the awesome presence of God who is the HOLY of holies,and my Guitar was sounding better,even though the strings were broken off from the pegs(I don't know how!),but still i could say that I play Good than yesterday.Oh! I forgot to tell you that today I had much fun while I was surfing on a beautiful website,which is a good one for kids as well as for beginners.Have Fun!

Its Worth Not To Live Without The Truth!

"The life consists of days which may be or may not be lived as one should Live Right!" Let me disclose you about the days i lived on this land of curse and sin. I was a boy who lived and dealt with every aspects including good and bad faces of life.I had many many friends, but in between them no real/good friend who could teach or guide me. Those Days were gone like the wind which stays just for a moment,still unknown to the consequences i was going to face one day.But no consequences of my bad/unrighteous ways reached me ever as Jesus saved me from each and every deadly consequences.My friends are imprisoned against murder case but i am saved today from those punishments which was a wages of me but God never ever let it touch or come near to me,I Today still being a sinner rejoice in His name who saved me and brought me on this platform(For That Iam thankful for the prayers of my mom,papa,Ajay and Merlin)...I can boost or challenge you if you are struggling with any problems that there is a God to redeem you.Just taste and see the flavour.Trust Him!